Ok, Eugene, who took this order? I thought that we are "log delivering company", not a *** Amazon! It took me a whole afternoon to get it up there so if I tip it somewhere... Come on, you can drive it to the destionation!
I just hope, that a handbrake works, if it doesn't...
Start up your truck Eugene, this delivery is just about to become YOUR job...
Ok, I have 8x8 Ural, I have an armoured SUV on it and you expect me to go across THIS? Eugene?!!
...and it is tilted AND slippery!
...whole afternoon of getting it onto a truck, then that uphill, and the bridge AND the mud and everything and now it's a night and there was no dinner and... #&y!!{|€][Đ Eugene...!
...you have to be kidding...
radio speaking:
Eugene, I have no idea what are you doing right now, but let it go, take your emergency workshop and the shortest route and get in here. That drawbridge is broken once AGAIN!
E: Ok, ok fine! Jeez, one can't even have a decent dinner in here...
E: This is not gonna happen...
E: Better a detour than an accident, but I have to tell him how much I don't like driving through a night...
E: Luckily, somebody solved this for me already. I don't have a (working) chainsaw in the back...
E: Wait a second, I drove through the all night??
E: If I tip it, HE will go MAD...
E: Maybe I should take some fuel with me, it's just behind the corner... Nah, It'll do.
E: Oh, maybe I should look at the map a bit closer...or take it with me at least...
Please, tell me that you are joking and you didn't forget a map AGAIN...
Do you have any idea for how long I am already waiting in here? I know that there is not a meter deep snow around, but it is still freezing!
E: No big deal, I'll be there in a minute!
If you are going to drown it in there, I will really hate you...
E: Don't worry...Jeez it's cold!
EUGENE!!!
...and then I'll crush his knees and put some salt on them...
...sever his left hand...
Do you realise the fact, that that guy paid his money because he didn't want to get his car wet in the river, do you?
Delivering of ONE SUV, how hard could it be?
E: I'm freezing here, man!
Hopefully, that will teach you a lesson. Now do why you are here for.
E: Sympathy, oh yes...
Freezing my #&@!, turn your heater on you &@{đĐ!!...
Whee!
E: How you made it up there?
Look where you reversing to!!
E: Wha-?!
EUGENE!!!!
Finally, after so so many hours, bridge has been repaired...
Yet another day is about to end...
Oh no, not now, please...
Jump into the Zil and bring me some fuel, due to your riverbath I am out of it!
E: I have a strange feeling about who is actually working hard in this company...
E: ...I suppose to be sitting at the office dealing with customers by the phone...
E: ...or the e-mail...
E: ...definitely not sitting in this dealing with that...
E: ...and definitely not like this!...
E: ...last few meters, I need some rest, this is my second night behind the wheel.
E: Here it is, you're fueled up. Just deliver that thing already. I promise that I'll never take job like this again...
Just keep that promise in your mind, I don't want to remind it to you anytime soon...
Honk honk, who wanted his dry armoured SUV two days ago?
And as usually:
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